Friday, 26 September 2014

Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Take a rotten script, confusing plotline and totally charisma-free leading man, and what you're left with is the biggest disappointment of all time. The much-maligned "re-imagining" of Planet Of The Apes cost $100,000,000. Money well spent?

General Thade (Tim Roth)

Captain Leo Davidson (Mark Wahlberg)

Ari (Helena Bonham-Carter)

Daena (Estella Warren) (Yeah, nice eye candy, but was she actually in the film for a reason?)

Nova (Lisa Marie) and Senator Nado (Glenn Shadix)

"Is there a soul in there?" 

Attar (Michael Clarke Duncan)

Limbo (Paul Giamatti)

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